Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

I had totally put my guard down, why would i need a guard anyway i was just watching T.V. Alas it turned out that I did need a guard and a helmet and a blind fold too. I almost fainted when i saw what was dancing in front of me...blink ...blink it wouldnt go away. Suneeta in a very short dress with high cut boots and rebonding. I hear the San Fransisco Zoo uses this combo to put Grizzly bears to sleep. If not for the handy work of the cameraman, who conveniently managed to dodge the main star in the video and focus on the back ground crowd, the whole of Male' would have to have Therapy sessions for six months at the least. Well those of you reading this may think i am an over exaggerating, heartless bitch but browas and sista's if you've seen what i've seen ........you wouldnt judge me so harshly.

For those of you who arent familiar with the dancetress in question let me give you a breif introduction. As far as i know Suneeta was launched into the spotlight from a short series film first telecast in the fasting season of 1993(or somewhere around there). She played the part of an extremely beautiful woman who was compared to the moon more than once. Back in those days there was no fair and lovely and no chemical bleach so Suneeta was in her natural colour for the most part undetectable in the dark even with the cheap lighting by Fikry. So the only time it would be right to compare her to the moon is during a total eclipse. Dont get me wrong I am a woman of colour and i do beleive the darker the chocolate the better it tastes. But I wouldnt compare Naomi to the moon now would?? I know i am geting side tracked here but what's the dealio with comparing a pretty face to the moon. From what i've seen it's chalk white with craters. The only fair comparison to the moon would be that of Ali Shiyam, he is unnervingly fair and has craters.

Getting back to the glamourous life of one Suneeta. She went out of the lime light for a while and reappeared with a bang at the stage in the western harbour. There used to be a show called the hafthaanimun where fisherman would be lined up for a glimpse of the high light of the evening the "queen of the night". And that was before she lost weight and beleive you me the vibrations on the stage didnt come from the blare of the speakers, now you do the math. From time to time Suneeta did get the chance to star in a video or two but never reached Mariyam Nisha, Shiraanee or Niuma status. Although i cant figure out why, Suneeta may look like Princess Fiona in her Ogre form but who is any better. Shiraanee looks like a piranha when she opens her mouth and well Niuma looks like an evil witch. For some strange reason the public won't accept the dancing Diva. i guess the TV screens arent strong enough to contain the power house that is Suneeta. Let me tell you a very recent incident that I happened to hear about. Rishmee the Cod fish girl from one of my previous posts produces song videos which really sell in Male'. I do beleive that the Yaara saga is the Maldivian equivalent to Sesame Street, Barney or the Tele Tubby show, very high in demand among kids below the age of 10. In her third effort Rishmee made the mistake of casting Suneeta to replace a star who had fallen ill. Her sales experienced the biggest downward spiral ever. I guess in the end she would have had to distribute free copyies to sexually deprived dhoni crew. God Bless Suneeta!!

If you watch a Suneeta video without reading the caution notice first you might mistake her for a Transvestite. firstly she has no grace and there is something extremely masculine about her features. And praise the lord she loves to wear Lycra and other leathery materials to dance which doesnt flatter her figure the least bit. If you watch circus acts and such you might have seen "caucasions"(key word here) wear skin coloured stockings instead of bearing their own skin on stage for the world to see. Well modest Suneeta does the same when she wears sexy outfits, but since her skin colour is nowhere near "caucasion" even after the intensive bleaching and pigment creams. Which results in her looking like a cheap prostitute from a Brazilian night club instead of the sexy vixen she aims to be.

I could go on and on about Suneeta......which gives me an idea.....Ting....i should right a book about Suneeta and Assad shareef. Oooh and i saw him yesterday at Novelty engrossed in reading an actual book....getting more attractive by the minute isnt he single lady's...we were so wrong to think he just chose looks, he chose books too.....

I guess the best way to end this post would be to say

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

(Note: please, i beg you check out the video of craxy hiyaaley)