2 Years!! Woohoo!!

Oh my fucking God!! its been two years since i hooked up with my sweetums. I can't beleive it. The best part is that we both forgot and luckily I just remebered at 3.00 in the morning why the moon was so breathtakingly bright. I'm not kidding it was a full moon last night, Thank you God.
I was convinced 2 years ago that i was incapable of being in a relationship for more than a week. Now I know that i just had to find the right person....Idhy!! I will never ever judge anyone especially not myself ever again. I thought I had myself all figured out and now look I am actually getting married on the 22nd of December and it doesn't even scare me, no sir, not one bit.
I actually have some advise for single girls and boys. Do not beleive for one second that you are just one of those people who are mean't to stay single and promiscuous. How many Old men and women do you see, childless and never married, very few. So sooner or later you, yes you are going to get tied down.
If you want your relationship to last, here are some pointers:
You should learn to give in at times but not always
Have a shit load of patience
Be less selfish and stop living just for your self
Accept that you can't be the same person you were when you were single after hooking up with someone for good.(It might sound sucky but its true and not that bad)
Oh my god!! I am giving advise hehehe GREAT!!!
ITS My ANNIVErsary.....2 Years baby

A light in the Dark Knight!!!

Hollywood no doubt keeps getting better, getting better all the time. Why I finally got to watch the Dark Knight last night and it touched me and wowed me like never before. Everything about the movie was Hellagood from the actors to the props to the storyline it was all too good. Christian Bale, Heath ledger (Rest in Peace was just too good) and Morgan Freeman were on top of their game.

The Voice: Finally the Guru's in Hollywood have realized that just by wearing a mask Bruce Wayne aint fooling no one. A public figure like him would have to disguise a lot more to deceive the people of Gotham. The movie does not explain how he does it but BatMan sounds nothing like his alter ego.

The Girl: At first I was kinda dissapointed that they had cast Maggie Gyllenhall as the leading lady but later on I discovered that they had their reasons. If they had cast someonelike Eva Mendez they'd be moving the focus away from the real issues at hand. Plus I don't see anyone getting dissapointed over losing a Kirsten Dunst look alike. Wasn't she just too easy to let go? mwahaha so thats another point for the Dark Knight.

The Joker: The Joker was portrayed like never before in the movie. Heath Ledger showed us just how much of a crazed lunatic the twisted clown is. From the flipping of the hair to the movement of the tongue it was just how it should have been. Heath Ledger certainly gave us all a performance of a life time before leaving. He has reason to celebrate from beyond the grave.

So in short I really! really! utterly! completely enjoyed the movie... waiting for a good copy to come out was really worth it.

My Laporoscopy

You have a huge ass dermoid cyst in your Ovary...
What!!!!??
Yep its big and if you don't operate on it you might have to lose an ovary.
Oh God no!! I can't have that, oh! no no I have to spread my seeds.
So I'll book you in for leproscopy tommorow, is that ok?
Yup whatever knock yourself out..
The world seemed to be spinning kinda fast and i could hardly grab on for dear life. Next thing I knew I was in a funky hospital gown (I kinda liked it although i don't wanna imagine who might have used it before). Since I hadn't done an advanced booking I had to chill in the ward till i got a room. I couldn't chill out for long you see there suddenly appeared a lil nurse who wanted to shave my whole off limits area. Thankfully she seemed to have shaved enough patients to avoid making it a nightmare. vrooom i was wheeled off tomy bed again but within no time the crew who would takeme to the operating room appeared. I was too nervous and the clock was ticking too fast to give me enough time to get scared. They changed me into another more accesible gown and wheeled me off. My baby bunkaroo walked with me to the lift which was as far as he could go. That was when i couldn't help but cry... Suddenly it dawned on me in full force that i was alone in this. It was just me and the cyst.
There I was at the door of the theatre where they would drill into me. Tamil or Malayali Fm was on and the doctors were singing..I was praying for them to keep singing and filling up forms but within a few minutes i was on the operating table..The aneasthetic doc asked me whether i was scared....yeah duh i thought but i didn't express my sentiments out loud because in a matter of seconds my life would literally be in his hands. Instead I told him that i was just afraid of any pain. Like any good doctor he told me that there was nothing to get all worked up about the only pain i would feel would be the canola going in...but thank god the stupid thing did not hurt at all....within a few seconds Nisa would be dead to the world for 4 freaking hours..
When I woke up I was in the ICU cyst free my boyfriend and mum were by my side and i was freezing to death with a gas mask on my face.....
Quite an experience...next stop labor or cesarian..

Dream on!!

I really do not want to be labelled a super hero or super human (in all modesty) but try as i might i can't run away from the hands of fate. I can't fly, I can't teleport or do anything flashy but its my dreams. They just keep coming true. Its kinda scarey when you dream of a tragedy and it comes to life. I can't help but feel responsible for it. What should i do with this power??? The only way i can run away from it is to stay awake 24/7 and that aint happening, no sirrreee!!! i need to preserve my looks....heheheh

Should i call 1-800-profx? Should i start designing my super hero outfit??heheh hmm well i guess that is something i could do....Since my power has to do with sleeping and dreaming maybe i should wear silk jammies or a sexy red negligee(that way people are really gonna take me seriously). I could wear a pillow on my back so that when the time comes I can doze off and get my mind working, anytime, anywhere!!!

I'll just leave all the dirty work to Super man, Batman and all the other freaks. Hmm this power is turning out to be really Cool..

Should i wear crimson, black or white?.....better get to the drawing board..cheerio

Go Dave Cook!!!

Well an Americna Idol is born again and its not the small fag but the bigger talented more appealing rocker, David Cook!! So what does this really prove? It goes to prove that there aren't enough homo's in America. I bet all of them cast their votes for the cherry lipped boy wonder. If that was not enough they imported George Michael and his wife(maybe husband, don't ask me) just to add a few more votes for Archileta. Yet the majority seems to be heteros...well good. Oh and by the way I am not against gay people not at all..love em cos they are so fab. So do not jail me up for commiting a hate crime.

Meanwhile the Maldivian Police is closing down all the Brothels in Male'. Out of the blue the boys in blue are concentrating all of their energy on ridding Male' of all sluts. A little tip guys: Check Sea House, Candies, Dinemore Garden, Skippy and Marble you'll find em in every corner.

The End of another week YAAAAAAAay can't wait to get back home and get a little quality shut eye...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ all the way

I love you Idhy!!

Signed with Love

Nisa

!!!confused!!!***

Umm hasn't Princess Di been dead for over 10 years now. We seem to get over the deaths of young boys in record time like.....Ishan was stabbed!! Oh my god really..yeah he was stabbed last night near Wood Apple!! ...Pause..Wood Apple has a new Menu you know..Wow really!! lets go!!..Ishans memory forever erased. I don't mean to direspect the dead but what the hell did she do to deserve all this worship. Shouldn't Mother Teresa be remembered more fondly? You tell me.

Well the British family is full of uglies, even the young princes look like old farts now with thinning hair and bunny teeth. Oh yes i am planning to make a point heheh, perhaps she did look better than Fergie and Princess Anne but compared to some of the dead beauties of our time she doesn't shine so much. RIP:Anna Nicole Smith, Liza-Left eye Lopez from TLC, Aaliyah to name a few, the only thing they didn't have was Prince Charles and i dont think any of them regret it.

Why the hell do people light candles in her name. If she had put an end to the Palestine and Israel war yes it would be right to keep thinking of her. If she had found a cure for Aids or cancer i wouldn't be writing this on my blog. Since she did not deliver anything of significance I have an issue. A big fat one.

We do see her in songs and documentaries holding African babies with tears in her eyes. If I had her money i would do a whole lot more and a without cameraman(David Beckham you are just another Diana in the making-crash and burn buddy). I really don't need the whole world to see that i give a fuck. I wonder if her baring skin was for charity. Yeah I heard from a very reliable source that, just seeing Diana's bare back can cure blindness...

Maybe she did a lot for the British people!! But what??!! Pose for a lot of pictures!!!Model the Royal Jewellry??!! Help me here!! Oh yeah!! i guess agreeing to marry Prince Charles was a charitable act, far more charitable than I could ever be. Give the Queen a break and bring that rotting corpse down from the pedestal you have her on...

Msg to Paris Hilton if you want to be remebered for more than 2 seconds marry Prince William!!!

S.O.S

A dark cloud came over me yesterday

When a stupid bug came my PC's way

Everytime i opened You tube for something to see

A stupid, ban notice came and laughed at me

i felt like my hands were tied behind my back

I needed some way out so i searched for a crack

Meanwhile i was making a fuss and scene

Acting like a hormone driven teen

"Fuck em all" i had to say

I hate it when things don't go my way

Hallelujah!! today i've found a remedy

The whole affair was a bit of a comedy!!!

hehehehe

(Oh yes the "IT" manager couldn't find a cure i did it all on my own, which makes me the victim and the hero muahahahaha)

A disgrace to all of mankind

Finally the whole world got to see the real Paula. On every one of the idol shows we get to see how retarded she is and why she doesn't deserve to be on a panel who determines the next American idol. Last week however we got to see what a real,drunk,moronic slut she is. No one need to make excuses for her because there are none. I wonder who came up with the bright idea to have a washed up talentless old, cradle snatching ho like her on such a major show.

I mean man!! she doesn't even know how to clap for godsake. I have a little baby at home and he can clap rings around her and at times i honestly beleive what he blabbers out makes more sense than the meaningless trash she utters out. Maybe the writers guild should make this their concern and write a script for the bitch. I feel so sorry for her. How long does it really take for someone to form a sensible sentence??in her case forever.... The only reason why i watch American idol is because i am a Big Ryan Seacrest fan. He is so confident, funny, witty and he comes from radio. Radio rules!!!

Simon is the one responsible for bringing so many little gay boy bands who never really make it big. Randy is so outdated he is not even familiar with some of the contemporary musicians. But to give the devils there due they are still sain and are human unlike that little impish broad who sits in the middle. Don't be hatin Nisa??!its not just me...so point your finger upwards!!

Paula should crawl back into whatever shit hole she came out of!!

hehehe and have you seem the biggest joke this year, Paula's new music video..what the teeeeeet was she thinking...oh wait a minute you need a brain to think...sorry Paula!!

Why

Why do i bother coming to work on a Sunday, when i dont even get a single request? well cos the accountants gonna cut a days pay.
Why do i bother writing on my blog when i'm the only one who is probably going to read it? umm cos i am bored and i have to amuse myself.
Why am I still awake? Cos my fellow indian colleagues never stop rambling(seriously its been about an hour now and the bhbwdufuwu won't stop )
Why am i not hungry right now? cos last night i pigged out as part of my anniversary celebration.
Why don't I start reading from the crime libraries website? ummm in a bit.
Why am i so overweight now? Because i eat all the time and never exercise Oh no no no...(Rehab style)
Why do i not bother to dress up? Hell!! its Male' yo
Why dont i stop writing right now? yeah why dont I?!!!

Thoughts for the day!!

Hmmm i have the feelin that this year is gonna be a good year for music. Have you heard the new Chris brown track thats on the top of the charts. Its Nalla and Suparrr n errthing in between. The lyrics are pretty shallow and straightforward but the singing is fab and the melody is really something else. Purrfect for Valentines and Anniversaries or when you wanna make up for sleeping with the girl next door.The "Radiohead album In rainbows" was close to being a master peice. Sarah bareilles-love song, Snoop doggs-sensual seduction, the Natasha Bedingfield song with Sean Kingston all music to my ears.

(i might come off as a big popsicle but i'm just rolling with the times but i hold Louis Armstrong, Frank Sintara, Elvis, Dean Martin, Beatles, Jim Reeves, Etta james, Cassandra Wilson,Johnny Cash, Peggy lee, Carpenters, Beegees, neil Sedaka .....cd's close to my heart)

Who knows purrhaps there might be a good dhivehi song or two this year as well. I really liked the song "Chaaley"(from 2006) although i feel like someone else could do more justice to the lyrics(the vocals were too whiney at times). I am just hoping that some fool doesn't decide to make a video and spoil the magic.

Well my braaaaathaas radio station HFM 92.6 has officially started transmitting to the Maldivian airways. So far HFM seems to be on the stairway to success. Consistency and compliance to the needs of the masses is what will bring success to any radio station. Capital radio if not for Shimrees stint in the night is really doomed to failure. Faraway radio has great music to offer but the presenters are the people who keep a station alive so it wont surprise me if they go Kaput.

The real fun will begin when the new tv stations come alive..heheh.. i really don't wanna expect too much becos from what i know Villa tV's gone and hired rejects from TVM. Big Mistake!!!

We'll see , We'll all seeeeee mwahahahahahaha (fade)

# the picture that i've posted shows some guys balding head and most importantly models who were in Hulhumale' to do their physical for some runway show in April......heads up

No no no

I just couldn't do it. I thought about bringing Shany on one of my shows as a guest. However after thinking it through i decided it would be against ny better principles. Her new song with the Srilankan producer was just so bland. Like a cup of tea without sugar. The rapping was good and the music was produced well but its time she realized that no amount of synthesizing or pitch bending can make a singer out of Shany. I wonder how much she had to pay them to get her on the song. I'd be more than willing to pay double the money to get the song off the air(I am broke right now so don't take me so seriosuly Iraj). It is probably the biggest mistake Iraj has ever made and he will regret it for the rest of his life.

Its sad that Shany is not the only misguided missile in our small nation. There are talentless, photographers, models, actors, cooks, lawyers.....you just name it..Take a ride through Male' and stop to look at the billboards, what do you really think? Can you like go wow!! Oh do you go, what the hell were they thinking? I have to admit that Male' with its history of inbreeding does have a lot of talent to offer but most of the time its wannabees who end up in the fucking lime light. The SAD SOBS either have money or connections which enable them to pursue whatever the hell they want. I call this the Paris Hilton effect.

People with no cash can't harvest there talents or intelligence. I see so many half wits wasting there time and money abroad trying to get a degree while intelligent young individuals are stuck here beggin people to sponsor their dreams plus long working hours, keep their talents locked away so that undeserving ho's can pollute the society. Even though it may seem unfair this is how the system works, like it or not. Is there anyway that we can change this? nope....

Pray for a Miracle thats all

God Bless India!!

You wanna know what's on my hit list now? do ya? Even if you don't you know i am gonna write about it hehehe cos its my party and I'll cry if i want to. Well getting down to business, the top number on my list is "Mere Dholna" from the movie Bhool Bhulaya. I must admit that Bhool Bhulaya was not half bad. If not for some unneccasary comedy it was alright. I have to admit once again that I was scared(with the heart of BEOwulf)because the Actress did a pretty convincing job. "Mere Dholna" featured some great dancing, the guy especially was just sooo mind blowingly good. The Jumping and the skipping and the expressions, Oh lord!! have mercy i was totally amazed. I have to give credit to my sister who actually made me watch the song. Cos normally I would forward any song that suddenly popped up. This particular song was full of emotion and theatrics totally worth your 6mins. Not to mention the flawless singing accompanied by the thakathaka thaa and the orchestra.

In Rainbows by Radiohead is an album truly worth downloading, my favorite song from the album is "nude'. Echoes, Silence, Patience and Grace is another great album by the Foo Fighters. I really love long road to ruin.

Gawsh!!I wish i could dance like the girl in the Mere Dholna video, it was just so captivating and magical. How many of you can do something that can give goose bumps to the next person? Not me for sure(not counting the times i have screamed out loud!!). I wanna know how it feels like to have that sort of power. To make people gasp, shiver and faint. FOCUS thats what i gotta do FOCUS......

2008

The New Year is here with a Bang. I really don't know what to make of it. I got a terrible cold as a new year present but in all honesty things are going well for me. I can't say the same for Britney though...My mum messaged me just now from India saying that an Indian News paper had reported that Britney was moving to India after embracing Islam. It is as easy to beleive as a boy scout saving Maumoon from an assasination(thats right you don't fool me).

I really have to go to the John but i dont wanna...yes i work in mysterious ways, ways that are probably gonna have me looking for a spare kidney when i am 40(nooooo)..Damn this sore throat...having it has actually made me realize something though,"Life hangs by a Thread". Well you see i am an announcer, I sell my voice for a living..dont' worry i'll get to the point. Yes!! i realized that if i lose my precious voice my whole livelihood will be shattered. Shrieeeeeeeeeeeek!!! it is so scarey i need to take some serious precautions.. it isn't just me though which is a bit comforting.

Well i really can't hold back my waste products anymore plus i have to be somewhere soon...

By the way i have adopted 50 cents's motto as my own this year "Get Rich or Die trying" hopefully within a few years i can change it to "Get Rich and Die Rich"

The picture that you see has nothing to do with what i'v written, thats fine my bestest neice...