Saturday, August 30, 2008

My Laporoscopy

You have a huge ass dermoid cyst in your Ovary...
What!!!!??
Yep its big and if you don't operate on it you might have to lose an ovary.
Oh God no!! I can't have that, oh! no no I have to spread my seeds.
So I'll book you in for leproscopy tommorow, is that ok?
Yup whatever knock yourself out..
The world seemed to be spinning kinda fast and i could hardly grab on for dear life. Next thing I knew I was in a funky hospital gown (I kinda liked it although i don't wanna imagine who might have used it before). Since I hadn't done an advanced booking I had to chill in the ward till i got a room. I couldn't chill out for long you see there suddenly appeared a lil nurse who wanted to shave my whole off limits area. Thankfully she seemed to have shaved enough patients to avoid making it a nightmare. vrooom i was wheeled off tomy bed again but within no time the crew who would takeme to the operating room appeared. I was too nervous and the clock was ticking too fast to give me enough time to get scared. They changed me into another more accesible gown and wheeled me off. My baby bunkaroo walked with me to the lift which was as far as he could go. That was when i couldn't help but cry... Suddenly it dawned on me in full force that i was alone in this. It was just me and the cyst.
There I was at the door of the theatre where they would drill into me. Tamil or Malayali Fm was on and the doctors were singing..I was praying for them to keep singing and filling up forms but within a few minutes i was on the operating table..The aneasthetic doc asked me whether i was scared....yeah duh i thought but i didn't express my sentiments out loud because in a matter of seconds my life would literally be in his hands. Instead I told him that i was just afraid of any pain. Like any good doctor he told me that there was nothing to get all worked up about the only pain i would feel would be the canola going in...but thank god the stupid thing did not hurt at all....within a few seconds Nisa would be dead to the world for 4 freaking hours..
When I woke up I was in the ICU cyst free my boyfriend and mum were by my side and i was freezing to death with a gas mask on my face.....
Quite an experience...next stop labor or cesarian..