ITS ALL IN THE HEAD

Here's something i've discovered ( peeps might have discovered this already though) but i have come to find that everything is how you make it out to be. You can choose to be happy, angry or even sad in any situation.

I mean someone could come you and screw you from behind and you could choose to let it pass. smile and let it pass, while under normal circumstances you would choose to hang the offender(I am not hinting on Saddam commiting Sodomy although the name rhymes.....please religious fanatics dont come after me again). But why do we not do that? and make life easier.I dont know the answer to that myself, cause i do have my highs, lows and Bitch Fits. Us humans are so complex aren't we. Sometimes i get a certain sick pleasure in being a bit of a drama queen. At other times i like to be super cool and not mind anything at all. go figure!!

Its all about choices...if you have the luxury of choice, things get durrttyy and complicated. Depending on which road you take.

But all of us have to remember that the choices that we make affect the people around us. People that you probably don't wanna hurt(yes u are right in assuming that i am telling myself all this).

AAh well thats that...............sorry for wasting...2 mins of your time on this entry that you thought might make some sense and in the end it didnt....to make up for that here is a huge New YEar KIssy

ummmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

oh yeah i have to write this before i can move on....last night my band of pirates n me went to a "supposed" pirate theme party. No one made the effort to dress up, or perhaps it didnt occur to them that a theme involves dressing up...I've already made peace with the fun levels of most of my folk. A piece of advise from me (this is very rare right bro-because people dont listen to me) could be your New Years resolution.

"STOP CARING WHAT PEOPLE THINK"

HEY PREACHER! LEAVE US GALS ALONE!!

I am back again this time with a vengeance...

WHAT DO THESE EXTREMISTS HAVE AGAINST US WOMEN?
I mean think people, without the luxury of your mums womb you wouldnt be here. Wasn't that J-lo's butt you were staring at yesterday ? (women asking to be exploited-another issue i might blog about if i can be bothered). Dont you think we deserve a lil more respect. Why do you want to wrap us up in black, shut us up throw away the key, and just use us as sex and baby making machines. WHAT IS THE FUN IN THAT? God made everything for a reason. Why shouldnt we flaunt our assets? Should we just come into the world, give birth and then just fade away into oblivion? Shouldnt we be allowed to leave a mark, make a difference......enjoy life a bit? Is it fair to be so objectified

I thank the good lord for not being born in Saudi Arabia, at least i can wear a mini-skirt here(ignoring the looks from judgmental psychopaths). Since the better part of the female population here have started garbing themselves in the "Hijaab"(Eventhough i hate the concept i like the name so i just had to add that in) I asked someone who i thought might have been able to convince me to wear one. Well i read the stuff, seems it protects us women for being judged based on looks blah blah blah. Isn't it the same for men...i'd vote for Josh hartnett anytime of the day, while i would never come hell or high water vote for someone like Abishek bachan. I just dont see the point of wearing a veil in this extreme heat..well maybe to make a fashion statement. You know i could go on and on and on bout this.
One of these days i am going to build a time machine (as a favor to my bearded brothers and Ninja sisters) and jet them off to the past where they'd fit right in.
Oh and one more thing.....no one is in any position to question anothers faith.
LIVE and LET LIVE
and bless my brother beequas for defending por defenseless me from the vicious attacks of a fellow blogger....who no doubt checked me out(aint that a fact). Cos face it buddy u are only human, only difference between you n me is i got class....................respect!!

My Kingdom for a Night Club

Good Lord!!
Where are the children of the night???!! the dancers in the dark(with disco lighting)??!! i command you all to come forward and embrace this time of the year (the best excuse to let loose) and have as many party's as you can. Make it happen, get it started. What the hell are we waiting for? ye know at times like these i hate maumoon, for being soo square. Why the fuck can't we have a night club? Surely it would be feasible...i know so many party people on the look out for a haunt willing to pay good money for it. Money that is being wasted at Pizzeria, Seagull and West Park contributing to the wealth of people like Lollypop Jaabir who will probably waste it on some slut kiss her and ye know balaabodu n all that jazz. If the fundamentalists have a problem with opening a disco they can come talk to me...i'll set them straight(yes i am using straight both ways stupid gay bastards). Maumoon i know you read my blog so heres the low down people are doing drugs, getting drunk, dancing and hallelujah! screwing around in your lil play house. So what difference is a few night clubs gonna make. If you want to still project the image of running a 100% muslim country then name the club Yaa layla or habeebee(i'm a genius arent i) trust me noone will be the wiser.
Its such a crying shame that us working class girls n boys dont have anywhere to chill and blow off some steam. Same old coffee shops day in day out. It took some work but i have made peace with the fact that i have to see the same faces everywhere i go!!! since Male' only stretches for 3 feet. But the same drudgery of having nowhere to strut my stuff is seriously too much to ask from me.
I was not engineered that way...

SO PLEASE ....SOMEONE HERE MY PLEA AND OPEN A CLUB

n guys check out my brothers blog http://hamzahblog.blogspot.com

btw i havent received any checks or cash for my fund....por por unfortunate me

QT

This time around i'd like to share with you one of my very priceless possesions, my sister cutie. I have quite a few siblings, my mum and dad did there bit for the planet(amen) dont worry ya'll wont have to read bout everyone one of em. i chose phil(another name for my sista) as my subject cos she is so wonderfully wierd.


Seems people born under the star sign pisces are dreamers....well according to my observations dreamers could be the understatment of the century. Let me elaborate if i may......This is how a normal day would pass for Ms. Cutie pie

-Wake up at about 4.00 noon and pause infront of the mirror for about 30 mins or just sit infront of the mirror and pout for no reason at all...


-Go to the kitchen and make a cup of coffee....n then sit infront of the tv with it as someone might in a very big meeting or perhaps infront of the crown prince of England


-Try on all the clothes in her closet listening to music and dancing all the while.......only talking back to people when they talk to her....she makes the best analogies...


-Might suddenly sit on the kitchen counter sedutively and smile(i really dont know what goes on in her pretty head,i could have sworn she was flirting with a roll of tape just the other day)


- Might sleep again in the evening if she doesnt have her daily dose of caffeine.


-Put on some arab influenced make up and cat walk her way to the tuck shop next door........she has the magical power in her ass to stop traffic and all pedestrians when she passes.....and this aint no exaggeration.


-Have a photo shoot with her mobile phone inside the bathroom. cos the lighting is best there...


-later at night she goes online and breaks hearts of young and old alike


-oh yeah strictly prays five times a day which really does not fit in with other activites...but i aint complainin........


One of these days i am gonna make a home video of her and share this beautiful freak with the world....


I LOVE U BABY GIRL

Heres a song that i used to think complimented me but i guess it goes better for you koksy

BEAUTIFUL FREAK-EELS

Youre such a beautiful freak/I wish there were more just like you/Youre not like all of the others/And that is why I love you/Beautiful freak, beautiful freak/That is why I love you/Beautiful freak, beautiful freak/Some people think you have a problem/But that problem lies only with them/Just cause you are not like the others/But that is why I love you/Beautiful freak, beautiful freak/Yeah that is why I love you/Beautiful freak, beautiful freak/Too good for this world/But I hope you will stay/And Ill be here to see that you dont fade away/Youre such a beautiful freak/I bet you are flying inside/Dart down and then go for cover/And know that I love you/Beautiful freak/You know that I love you/Beautiful freak, beautiful freak

Oh my god(in an african accent)!! i am so nervous, this is my first time blogging...if thats what they call it. Kinda makes me wanna know who made the first blog spot. ye know what comes into my mind when i think blog spot(apart from bogu the maldivian word for shit) serial killers and missing teens.
Lemme tell you a lil bout meself...i am sure bout nothing......i've no worries......no faith.......no regrets.......no secrets..........no loose ends........what i've got is.......credit card bills thanks to my addiction to shopping.............the best family.........a boyfriend(idhee) recent addition...........an eye infection........a job.......n loads of love to give.
This year has turned out to be rather eventful... but i feel like next years gonna be dabomb cos me boo's(bqwas) coming and sugar is gonna be born. Hopefully dad is gonna get married and move out so we can move on. but the downside is i'm gonna ave miles miles between my baby n me..bwaaaah....oh yes i hafto mention that i have an older, louder slightly more intelligent version of me her names mum and she is perfect. I have three fighting fish shiuna,kashif and usaid(lovely names of lovely peeps in my life) and a turtle who in a matter of days i will handover to AZ cos she keeps stinking up the whole house..oh and yes i love fluffy cats...what i willy willy wanna do in life is get so stinking rich i don't ever have to wake up when i am sleepy....so everyone who visits my blog pls be kind enuff to donate 5 dollars towards the "please dont wake nisa" foundation.