Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Top Ten Movies out this Year


10. What Lies Beneath My Beard

This movie stars Sheikh Abdul Majeedh Abdul Baree and Zakeebe

The Storyline:

Sh.Abdul Majeedh Abdul Baaree is disturbed by a little man who has come to inhabit his unkempt beard. The only way out for him is to trim it and suffer eternal damnation...


9-Nashath and Adhil make a Porno

This movie stars Nashath and Adhil Saleem

The storyline:

This movie is based on a true story and is about a couple who unwillingly become the producers and cofounders of the Maldivian Porn industry.


8-What menopausal women want!!

This movie stars Maumoon Abdul Gayoom and a truck load of Menopausal women

The storyline

It is a about a "menopausal babe" magnet. The women become so infatuated with this particular man they start sending him nude pictures, writing songs and even offering their wrinkly body's to him to do as he willed. The movie is aimed at high school kids.


7-Honey! I blew my son in Law

This movie stars Abdullah Hameedh and his ex son in Law.

The storyline

A comedy based on a real life event...A man gets caught giving a blow job to his son in law........well he has some major damage controlling to do (Partial Nudity)


6-Dr Mavota and Mr.Sharyf

The movie stars Mavotaa Shareef

The storyline:

It is about a man who suffers from acute bipolar disease and schizophrenia...it is about his struggles and how he only means well in everything he does. Also why people like him are always misunderstood


5-No Country for Bald Men

The movie stars: Saabe, Adil Saleem,Giyaz,Abdullah Shahid,Ijaa, ADK Nashid

The storyline:

The movie is about Bald men from all walks of life, in the Maldives. What they have to go through in their every day lives. How much abuse and insults they have to face.....


4-L- Word the movie

The Movie stars: Fathin Hameedh and Azima Shakoor plus Suneetha

The storyline:

The Movie is about the secret love affair between two prominent figures in the Maldivian political scene. Word has it that Suneetha was included to attract more viewers as she is relatively easier on the eyes....


3-I knew everything last Summer

Starring: Ibraa

The storyline:

It is about a man who beleives he knows everything. He does not beleive that anybody else knows anything. The movie is serious and comedic at the same time.The sequel to the movie "I still know everything, this Summer" will come out late Summer 2009.


2-The incredible Bulk

Starring: Bandu Muiz

The storyline:

It is about a man who literally ate his way into the Maldivian Justice system ultimately becoming the prosecutor general of the Maldives.The police had had to scan his tum tums to find some of the missing case files....


1-Around the World in 14 days

Starring: H.E President Anni, Ziyattey

The storyline: It is about a restless man who refuses to stay put until he has made a trip around the world. Ziyattey plays the part of passportu his trusty side kick. They only "things" getting in Anni's way are the slow assed body guards. Watch it to find out what he does to overcome the hurdles....Oh and the last of the Mohicans starring Ziyatey will come out later this year.






2 comments:

moonshadow said...

its cool to know you r back on your blog and its always so hilarious and creative (which most maldivians lack)....i do not blog myself but like reading them...and thats how i came across yours....btw i cant wait to read what u have to say on evince model 2009.

Princess nyssa said...

I've been followed by a Moon shadow, moon shadow,moon shadow!!Yes i am back baby, I couldn't keep away if i tried.
Looks like you read minds!!cos you've read mine...I saw the "girl on bike" episode of the Evince Top Model 09...Its like i have so much to say that my brain starts blowing smoke and shutting down...But my name won't be Princess Nisa if i don't blog about the monstrosity...Evince Model get ready to get served!! wink