Why

Why do i bother coming to work on a Sunday, when i dont even get a single request? well cos the accountants gonna cut a days pay.
Why do i bother writing on my blog when i'm the only one who is probably going to read it? umm cos i am bored and i have to amuse myself.
Why am I still awake? Cos my fellow indian colleagues never stop rambling(seriously its been about an hour now and the bhbwdufuwu won't stop )
Why am i not hungry right now? cos last night i pigged out as part of my anniversary celebration.
Why don't I start reading from the crime libraries website? ummm in a bit.
Why am i so overweight now? Because i eat all the time and never exercise Oh no no no...(Rehab style)
Why do i not bother to dress up? Hell!! its Male' yo
Why dont i stop writing right now? yeah why dont I?!!!