Dexter I knew you'd never fail me!!!

Last season it was that darned woman who i thought was going to be the end of my love affair with the dark defender but thank god it was not meant to end that way. In the end that aneamic witch was killed by Dexter Morgan himself...Sweet!!

This time it was ten-fold more depressing then the last season because here was a man not just any man but Miguel Prado ready to accept dexter with all the blood on his hands. Prado almost had Dexter thinking he could have a friend, live outside his code and question his dads teachings. I've always been obsessed with serial killers and Dexter was like a godsend for me. The mere thought of the series moving in a more human direction really disturbs me. However after the 11th episode I can safely relax, even before that right after Miguel murdered Ellen Wolf (You have to kill someone innocent to fit dexters code)I knew he'd end up on dexters chopping board.

Now i am waiting for Bit Torrent to finish downloading the season finale, somehow i know its not going to dissapoint me.

A few weeks back umm i was wondering what my thing was...everybody has a thing right....my brother has movies...my husband has animals.....don't be scared but Serial Killers are my obsession...they are my thing...i read about them all of the time. I am fascinated by the atrocities they commit how they think.....!! I know enough about serial killers to know that there are no Dark defenders out there. Unless you are a soldier in the army you don't kill to protect or defend. You have to be really twisted to be able to take someone elses life(no matter what he has done), wash your hands and start making dinner. It really does not work that way.

Just Shoot me!!!

I know I've been away from my blog for far too long. Its true what people say about marriage, the whole feeling complete bit takes the creativity out of you and so please excuse me if my posts aren't the same.

Well anyways the reason why i really had to write on my blog today is the Oscars. Nope I do not want to drool over the beautiful vintage gown that Penelope Cruz wore or how ridiculous Beyonce looked in her golden vase costume. "Slumdog Millionaire" that is what has been bothering me. Does it deserve so many awards and especially for the direction? I admit that I haven't been around to watching all the movies that came out in 2008. However i did watch both Slumdog and dark Knight and beleive you me Slumdog Millionaire was just average in comparison. The funny thing is i am listening to "Let it Be" right now, sorry Paul i just can't let it be. There is something fishy about this whole affair i can smell it all the way here. Already the Indians are pretty upset about the whole negative attention. It is just so disturbing to find out that every single thing, every event is politically motivated and downright durrttyy.

"Slumdog Millionaire" the story was average, the direction was average, the acting was very average when you compare it to the likes of Cate Blanchett and Kate Winslet, I admit the music was good....AR i am a big fan. Next year I'm sure they are going to make a movie about China and hand over 20 Oscar awards. Would it be just too much to ask to make the Oscars about the movies alone.

You know i was fine with the whole "Ugly needs a push" deal. Let me explain, Nic Cage, Adrien Brody have both won Academy awards. Brad Pitt no, Johnny Depp no, why? its pretty simple lookers like Brad and Johnny they don't need a faceless gold man to push them up the ladder. It's a fact that no matter how many awards Adrien Brody gets or how many stunning women he smooches on stage he will never get as much media attention as Brad Pitt(I am willing to bet my new and hand bag on it). So don't be disheartened if you never see them on the receiving end.

I feel so much better now that I've got that off my head wooohooo.

Happy New Year Yall!!

2 Years!! Woohoo!!

Oh my fucking God!! its been two years since i hooked up with my sweetums. I can't beleive it. The best part is that we both forgot and luckily I just remebered at 3.00 in the morning why the moon was so breathtakingly bright. I'm not kidding it was a full moon last night, Thank you God.
I was convinced 2 years ago that i was incapable of being in a relationship for more than a week. Now I know that i just had to find the right person....Idhy!! I will never ever judge anyone especially not myself ever again. I thought I had myself all figured out and now look I am actually getting married on the 22nd of December and it doesn't even scare me, no sir, not one bit.
I actually have some advise for single girls and boys. Do not beleive for one second that you are just one of those people who are mean't to stay single and promiscuous. How many Old men and women do you see, childless and never married, very few. So sooner or later you, yes you are going to get tied down.
If you want your relationship to last, here are some pointers:
You should learn to give in at times but not always
Have a shit load of patience
Be less selfish and stop living just for your self
Accept that you can't be the same person you were when you were single after hooking up with someone for good.(It might sound sucky but its true and not that bad)
Oh my god!! I am giving advise hehehe GREAT!!!
ITS My ANNIVErsary.....2 Years baby

A light in the Dark Knight!!!

Hollywood no doubt keeps getting better, getting better all the time. Why I finally got to watch the Dark Knight last night and it touched me and wowed me like never before. Everything about the movie was Hellagood from the actors to the props to the storyline it was all too good. Christian Bale, Heath ledger (Rest in Peace was just too good) and Morgan Freeman were on top of their game.

The Voice: Finally the Guru's in Hollywood have realized that just by wearing a mask Bruce Wayne aint fooling no one. A public figure like him would have to disguise a lot more to deceive the people of Gotham. The movie does not explain how he does it but BatMan sounds nothing like his alter ego.

The Girl: At first I was kinda dissapointed that they had cast Maggie Gyllenhall as the leading lady but later on I discovered that they had their reasons. If they had cast someonelike Eva Mendez they'd be moving the focus away from the real issues at hand. Plus I don't see anyone getting dissapointed over losing a Kirsten Dunst look alike. Wasn't she just too easy to let go? mwahaha so thats another point for the Dark Knight.

The Joker: The Joker was portrayed like never before in the movie. Heath Ledger showed us just how much of a crazed lunatic the twisted clown is. From the flipping of the hair to the movement of the tongue it was just how it should have been. Heath Ledger certainly gave us all a performance of a life time before leaving. He has reason to celebrate from beyond the grave.

So in short I really! really! utterly! completely enjoyed the movie... waiting for a good copy to come out was really worth it.

My Laporoscopy

You have a huge ass dermoid cyst in your Ovary...
What!!!!??
Yep its big and if you don't operate on it you might have to lose an ovary.
Oh God no!! I can't have that, oh! no no I have to spread my seeds.
So I'll book you in for leproscopy tommorow, is that ok?
Yup whatever knock yourself out..
The world seemed to be spinning kinda fast and i could hardly grab on for dear life. Next thing I knew I was in a funky hospital gown (I kinda liked it although i don't wanna imagine who might have used it before). Since I hadn't done an advanced booking I had to chill in the ward till i got a room. I couldn't chill out for long you see there suddenly appeared a lil nurse who wanted to shave my whole off limits area. Thankfully she seemed to have shaved enough patients to avoid making it a nightmare. vrooom i was wheeled off tomy bed again but within no time the crew who would takeme to the operating room appeared. I was too nervous and the clock was ticking too fast to give me enough time to get scared. They changed me into another more accesible gown and wheeled me off. My baby bunkaroo walked with me to the lift which was as far as he could go. That was when i couldn't help but cry... Suddenly it dawned on me in full force that i was alone in this. It was just me and the cyst.
There I was at the door of the theatre where they would drill into me. Tamil or Malayali Fm was on and the doctors were singing..I was praying for them to keep singing and filling up forms but within a few minutes i was on the operating table..The aneasthetic doc asked me whether i was scared....yeah duh i thought but i didn't express my sentiments out loud because in a matter of seconds my life would literally be in his hands. Instead I told him that i was just afraid of any pain. Like any good doctor he told me that there was nothing to get all worked up about the only pain i would feel would be the canola going in...but thank god the stupid thing did not hurt at all....within a few seconds Nisa would be dead to the world for 4 freaking hours..
When I woke up I was in the ICU cyst free my boyfriend and mum were by my side and i was freezing to death with a gas mask on my face.....
Quite an experience...next stop labor or cesarian..

Dream on!!

I really do not want to be labelled a super hero or super human (in all modesty) but try as i might i can't run away from the hands of fate. I can't fly, I can't teleport or do anything flashy but its my dreams. They just keep coming true. Its kinda scarey when you dream of a tragedy and it comes to life. I can't help but feel responsible for it. What should i do with this power??? The only way i can run away from it is to stay awake 24/7 and that aint happening, no sirrreee!!! i need to preserve my looks....heheheh

Should i call 1-800-profx? Should i start designing my super hero outfit??heheh hmm well i guess that is something i could do....Since my power has to do with sleeping and dreaming maybe i should wear silk jammies or a sexy red negligee(that way people are really gonna take me seriously). I could wear a pillow on my back so that when the time comes I can doze off and get my mind working, anytime, anywhere!!!

I'll just leave all the dirty work to Super man, Batman and all the other freaks. Hmm this power is turning out to be really Cool..

Should i wear crimson, black or white?.....better get to the drawing board..cheerio

Go Dave Cook!!!

Well an Americna Idol is born again and its not the small fag but the bigger talented more appealing rocker, David Cook!! So what does this really prove? It goes to prove that there aren't enough homo's in America. I bet all of them cast their votes for the cherry lipped boy wonder. If that was not enough they imported George Michael and his wife(maybe husband, don't ask me) just to add a few more votes for Archileta. Yet the majority seems to be heteros...well good. Oh and by the way I am not against gay people not at all..love em cos they are so fab. So do not jail me up for commiting a hate crime.

Meanwhile the Maldivian Police is closing down all the Brothels in Male'. Out of the blue the boys in blue are concentrating all of their energy on ridding Male' of all sluts. A little tip guys: Check Sea House, Candies, Dinemore Garden, Skippy and Marble you'll find em in every corner.

The End of another week YAAAAAAAay can't wait to get back home and get a little quality shut eye...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ all the way

I love you Idhy!!

Signed with Love

Nisa