A light in the Dark Knight!!!

Hollywood no doubt keeps getting better, getting better all the time. Why I finally got to watch the Dark Knight last night and it touched me and wowed me like never before. Everything about the movie was Hellagood from the actors to the props to the storyline it was all too good. Christian Bale, Heath ledger (Rest in Peace was just too good) and Morgan Freeman were on top of their game.

The Voice: Finally the Guru's in Hollywood have realized that just by wearing a mask Bruce Wayne aint fooling no one. A public figure like him would have to disguise a lot more to deceive the people of Gotham. The movie does not explain how he does it but BatMan sounds nothing like his alter ego.

The Girl: At first I was kinda dissapointed that they had cast Maggie Gyllenhall as the leading lady but later on I discovered that they had their reasons. If they had cast someonelike Eva Mendez they'd be moving the focus away from the real issues at hand. Plus I don't see anyone getting dissapointed over losing a Kirsten Dunst look alike. Wasn't she just too easy to let go? mwahaha so thats another point for the Dark Knight.

The Joker: The Joker was portrayed like never before in the movie. Heath Ledger showed us just how much of a crazed lunatic the twisted clown is. From the flipping of the hair to the movement of the tongue it was just how it should have been. Heath Ledger certainly gave us all a performance of a life time before leaving. He has reason to celebrate from beyond the grave.

So in short I really! really! utterly! completely enjoyed the movie... waiting for a good copy to come out was really worth it.

My Laporoscopy

You have a huge ass dermoid cyst in your Ovary...
What!!!!??
Yep its big and if you don't operate on it you might have to lose an ovary.
Oh God no!! I can't have that, oh! no no I have to spread my seeds.
So I'll book you in for leproscopy tommorow, is that ok?
Yup whatever knock yourself out..
The world seemed to be spinning kinda fast and i could hardly grab on for dear life. Next thing I knew I was in a funky hospital gown (I kinda liked it although i don't wanna imagine who might have used it before). Since I hadn't done an advanced booking I had to chill in the ward till i got a room. I couldn't chill out for long you see there suddenly appeared a lil nurse who wanted to shave my whole off limits area. Thankfully she seemed to have shaved enough patients to avoid making it a nightmare. vrooom i was wheeled off tomy bed again but within no time the crew who would takeme to the operating room appeared. I was too nervous and the clock was ticking too fast to give me enough time to get scared. They changed me into another more accesible gown and wheeled me off. My baby bunkaroo walked with me to the lift which was as far as he could go. That was when i couldn't help but cry... Suddenly it dawned on me in full force that i was alone in this. It was just me and the cyst.
There I was at the door of the theatre where they would drill into me. Tamil or Malayali Fm was on and the doctors were singing..I was praying for them to keep singing and filling up forms but within a few minutes i was on the operating table..The aneasthetic doc asked me whether i was scared....yeah duh i thought but i didn't express my sentiments out loud because in a matter of seconds my life would literally be in his hands. Instead I told him that i was just afraid of any pain. Like any good doctor he told me that there was nothing to get all worked up about the only pain i would feel would be the canola going in...but thank god the stupid thing did not hurt at all....within a few seconds Nisa would be dead to the world for 4 freaking hours..
When I woke up I was in the ICU cyst free my boyfriend and mum were by my side and i was freezing to death with a gas mask on my face.....
Quite an experience...next stop labor or cesarian..

Dream on!!

I really do not want to be labelled a super hero or super human (in all modesty) but try as i might i can't run away from the hands of fate. I can't fly, I can't teleport or do anything flashy but its my dreams. They just keep coming true. Its kinda scarey when you dream of a tragedy and it comes to life. I can't help but feel responsible for it. What should i do with this power??? The only way i can run away from it is to stay awake 24/7 and that aint happening, no sirrreee!!! i need to preserve my looks....heheheh

Should i call 1-800-profx? Should i start designing my super hero outfit??heheh hmm well i guess that is something i could do....Since my power has to do with sleeping and dreaming maybe i should wear silk jammies or a sexy red negligee(that way people are really gonna take me seriously). I could wear a pillow on my back so that when the time comes I can doze off and get my mind working, anytime, anywhere!!!

I'll just leave all the dirty work to Super man, Batman and all the other freaks. Hmm this power is turning out to be really Cool..

Should i wear crimson, black or white?.....better get to the drawing board..cheerio

Go Dave Cook!!!

Well an Americna Idol is born again and its not the small fag but the bigger talented more appealing rocker, David Cook!! So what does this really prove? It goes to prove that there aren't enough homo's in America. I bet all of them cast their votes for the cherry lipped boy wonder. If that was not enough they imported George Michael and his wife(maybe husband, don't ask me) just to add a few more votes for Archileta. Yet the majority seems to be heteros...well good. Oh and by the way I am not against gay people not at all..love em cos they are so fab. So do not jail me up for commiting a hate crime.

Meanwhile the Maldivian Police is closing down all the Brothels in Male'. Out of the blue the boys in blue are concentrating all of their energy on ridding Male' of all sluts. A little tip guys: Check Sea House, Candies, Dinemore Garden, Skippy and Marble you'll find em in every corner.

The End of another week YAAAAAAAay can't wait to get back home and get a little quality shut eye...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ all the way

I love you Idhy!!

Signed with Love

Nisa

!!!confused!!!***

Umm hasn't Princess Di been dead for over 10 years now. We seem to get over the deaths of young boys in record time like.....Ishan was stabbed!! Oh my god really..yeah he was stabbed last night near Wood Apple!! ...Pause..Wood Apple has a new Menu you know..Wow really!! lets go!!..Ishans memory forever erased. I don't mean to direspect the dead but what the hell did she do to deserve all this worship. Shouldn't Mother Teresa be remembered more fondly? You tell me.

Well the British family is full of uglies, even the young princes look like old farts now with thinning hair and bunny teeth. Oh yes i am planning to make a point heheh, perhaps she did look better than Fergie and Princess Anne but compared to some of the dead beauties of our time she doesn't shine so much. RIP:Anna Nicole Smith, Liza-Left eye Lopez from TLC, Aaliyah to name a few, the only thing they didn't have was Prince Charles and i dont think any of them regret it.

Why the hell do people light candles in her name. If she had put an end to the Palestine and Israel war yes it would be right to keep thinking of her. If she had found a cure for Aids or cancer i wouldn't be writing this on my blog. Since she did not deliver anything of significance I have an issue. A big fat one.

We do see her in songs and documentaries holding African babies with tears in her eyes. If I had her money i would do a whole lot more and a without cameraman(David Beckham you are just another Diana in the making-crash and burn buddy). I really don't need the whole world to see that i give a fuck. I wonder if her baring skin was for charity. Yeah I heard from a very reliable source that, just seeing Diana's bare back can cure blindness...

Maybe she did a lot for the British people!! But what??!! Pose for a lot of pictures!!!Model the Royal Jewellry??!! Help me here!! Oh yeah!! i guess agreeing to marry Prince Charles was a charitable act, far more charitable than I could ever be. Give the Queen a break and bring that rotting corpse down from the pedestal you have her on...

Msg to Paris Hilton if you want to be remebered for more than 2 seconds marry Prince William!!!

S.O.S

A dark cloud came over me yesterday

When a stupid bug came my PC's way

Everytime i opened You tube for something to see

A stupid, ban notice came and laughed at me

i felt like my hands were tied behind my back

I needed some way out so i searched for a crack

Meanwhile i was making a fuss and scene

Acting like a hormone driven teen

"Fuck em all" i had to say

I hate it when things don't go my way

Hallelujah!! today i've found a remedy

The whole affair was a bit of a comedy!!!

hehehehe

(Oh yes the "IT" manager couldn't find a cure i did it all on my own, which makes me the victim and the hero muahahahaha)

A disgrace to all of mankind

Finally the whole world got to see the real Paula. On every one of the idol shows we get to see how retarded she is and why she doesn't deserve to be on a panel who determines the next American idol. Last week however we got to see what a real,drunk,moronic slut she is. No one need to make excuses for her because there are none. I wonder who came up with the bright idea to have a washed up talentless old, cradle snatching ho like her on such a major show.

I mean man!! she doesn't even know how to clap for godsake. I have a little baby at home and he can clap rings around her and at times i honestly beleive what he blabbers out makes more sense than the meaningless trash she utters out. Maybe the writers guild should make this their concern and write a script for the bitch. I feel so sorry for her. How long does it really take for someone to form a sensible sentence??in her case forever.... The only reason why i watch American idol is because i am a Big Ryan Seacrest fan. He is so confident, funny, witty and he comes from radio. Radio rules!!!

Simon is the one responsible for bringing so many little gay boy bands who never really make it big. Randy is so outdated he is not even familiar with some of the contemporary musicians. But to give the devils there due they are still sain and are human unlike that little impish broad who sits in the middle. Don't be hatin Nisa??!its not just me...so point your finger upwards!!

Paula should crawl back into whatever shit hole she came out of!!

hehehe and have you seem the biggest joke this year, Paula's new music video..what the teeeeeet was she thinking...oh wait a minute you need a brain to think...sorry Paula!!