Youth TV makes me wanna be old!!

I swear to god i am ashamed to be categorized with the Youth of Maldives ever since they started to air Youth TV. Since I work in the same building and basically the same industry I am all for new beginnings and new ideas but Youth Tv started all wrong and is now a national disaster.
First off they hired inexperienced, unqualified teenagers off the road and made them the producers of Youth TV. Where is the sense in this??? I am pretty sure that Kermit the frog does not produce Sesame street and Sponge bob does not own Nickelodeon. Newsflash!!! it does not work that way. A TV channel has to have more than a handful of "responsible" adults to run it. TV and radio these are the places that people turn to, to find out about the latest music, the artists but these people do not know the first thing about music. They don't follow the charts so what the hell are they going to talk about on a live request show??!! Absolute and utter crap....One minute the presenter will be talking in english and the other in dhivehi. Could you please decide on what language to use..please it just gets on my last nerve when these bimbos and himbos come on TV and can't Talk in english or dhivehi. I don't know where Quality Control and Professionalism went. Wait a minute there wasn't any to start with.
Every minute you waste on a TV channel is money being drained out of the government. Instead of trying to shut down the Am channel do something about Youth TV. It is rather unfair how MNBC gives all the support and rescources available to Youth TV and RFM. If I didn't know any better I'd say that they are out to make the Youth of the Maldives mindless imbeciles!!If you ask me right now the channels slogun should be Fools for Fools!! instead of Youth for Youth!!

SMILE

It used be very confusing for me why some people found it so hard to smile. Why i thought? when its so easy. Research suggests that people who smile more age less. As I grow older i find that circumstances make it hard for some people to lift their cheeks up. Its really not worth the effort for people who have nothing to smile about. It is not because they want to show the world how miserable they are or make everyone else around you cry with pity. When everything around is you is falling apart its hard to push it back and smile like nothings wrong. Most of the miserable people you see are not really frowning at you they are probably lost in thought and trying to make sense of it all.
Can you smile when your son is dying? Can you smile when you can't afford the bare essentials? Can you smile when your dreams are dying? You might at times but its not easy for everyone. Having faith helps a lot in times of distress. But once again its hard to keep it together when everything is falling apart. So think twice before you judge that old woman on the road who refuses to smile. (Tell it to yourself nisa you judgemental fool)

Confessions of a Foodaholic!!!

I come from a long line of fatties. My granpa was a fatty my granma on my mums side is round, my mum has a (clearing throat) generous figure my dad was a piggy. So please do not expect me to maintain my weight. It is so fucking hard!!! Losing weight is a piece of cake (food reference=piggy) for me but keeping it that way is the problem. I am not into exercise but i could jog if i wanted to. Problem is do i want to?? Mostly i am pretty comfortable with my body....but on special occasions it gets hard when I can't fit into a decent dress.
Food gives me so much pleasure. At times i eat even after i get full. Food brings idy n me closer...thankfully its not the only thing we have in common heheh. Right now the button on my jeans is pressing really hard on my tubby tummy...cos i ate a burger and fries plus coke for lunch....and i have no more energy left to type plus i gotta get back to work....since it is what i am supposed to be doing..
Ciao

I don't beleive in 6 hrs of sleep!!

I really can't do with six hours of sleep. It simply is not enough for me. I have a lazy ass brain that refuses to function unless I have enough sleep and by enough i mean more than 7 hrs. Which brings me to the conclusion that the optimum amount of sleep depends on the individual.
Lets isolate Anni for example: At the most i believe he sleeps about 2 hrs every other day. At times I don't get him at all. I read an article once that said successful people like Donald Trump and Bill Gates do not sleep unless it is absolutely necessary. All my hopes of becoming a millionaire/President came to a tragic hault after reading the stupid article. Now i am on a quest to find successful personalities who sleep a lot. I need to prove the article wrong by all means. The sad truth however is I still haven't found a single person who fits.
Alas!!!I am doomed and destined for failure.....well maybe a little success

Valentine Vandetta!!!

Why do people insist on criminalizing the celebration of love? Why can't Valentines day be for us? If We aren't supposed to celebrate today, will you please make another "lovers" day for us? please Sheikh Fareedh. Fuck that I already know that it aint no sin to celebrate Valentines day because there is no verse anywhere that states, "Thou shall not celebrate Valentines day".

Let me tell you a few reasons why I believe Valentines day should be celebrated:
It brings people together
Its good business for Chocolate vendors, Restaurants, Bakers, Florists, Gift shops and Boutiques
It rekindles the love between two individuals
It does not harm anyone
It does not involve any special Christian prayer
You do not have to run around naked to celebrate Valentines day
You do not have to sacrifice a new born to celebrate Valentines day, to name just a few.

I believe in all holidays and celebrations hell I would celebrate "Pongal" if i could (that's the Tamil New year).
I pray five times a day and try to be the best Muslim I can........but Sheikh Fareedh I'm Still a lover....don't be hating.......

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO ALL OF YALL...ESPECIALLY TO MY DAD(RIP) AND IDY

Note: Just look at the Goddamn picture and tell me if it aint worth celebratin!!!

JINNI (I didn't hate it)

There I was on the first night of February on my way to watch a dhivehi film for the very first time on big screen(and secretly telling myself this would be the very last time). I just wanted to share a few laughs with Rynu and co and honestly i didn't think i'd make it past the break. The horror flick was supposed to be, believe it or not 3 whole hours long. 2 hrs of action and 1 hr of songs so what'd you expect me to think. Fathaah the director never fails to amuse me with his ever evolving head of hair. Just two months back it was silky smooth and now its like a bleached dry mop thats been left in the sun for two long. Just when i was about to reach the fourth step on Olympus(not to be confused with Mount Olympus) lo and behold there he was the director, editor and producer of the movie "Mashoor director Fathaah". When you read this story you have to remember that the Maldivian film industry is still in the 1800's. Back in those days you'd find struggling directors waiting outside the theaters to see if everything is in order. I'm guessing he was the only one who had the golden copy of the newly released movie and he didn't want it to fall into the wrong hands(you can never be to careful, good thinkin there). Fathaah had shiny drops of excitement on his face(better than gross man sweat) was walking out so fast probably to elude the wild paprazzi outside(Yes MR. QT you've got competition near the equator).The sight of him made me want to go into the cinema and find out just how much he had managed to violate himself. So there I was sitting in an unbelievably uncomfortable chair sweating bullets cos i had worn a long sleeved top. I had completely over looked the fact that Olympus just like the movie industry was from the 1800's therefore no air conditioning. And then the Bell rang trrrrrrrrrrrr.

The sound was horrible first bad point noted. How could the sound be any good at a theater from the dark ages. Oh yes and so began the movie.........first a lot of crying which made me wanna get up and leave but as it went on...............I never thought I'd say this but Seexan is a seasoned actor now, Amira if that is her name is not bad either and the rest of course leaving Afeefa were not half bad. in fact some of em were very bare able. Afeefa!! if i had any credibility in the movie industry i would tell you to stick to the back ground scenes, preferably as a tree. Seeing as no amount of make up or costumes seem to make you look like a star. I am not being mean but i have to critical of actors cos you guys are just so in the face. Overall i would give the movie 6/10 and i might even consider going to a dhivehi movie again someday...maybe next year!Or maybe right after they install air conditioners.

I can't figure them out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been thinking in, outside and around the box and I still can't find out what makes them tick. Cmon you know who i am talking about, its them "gangsters". Well i don't know if real gangsters would want me to call em that. Would a self loving gangster wear skinny jeans and suck on glow stick lolly pops?you tell me. I know its all the rage but I still don't think whoever invented skinny jeans for men was aiming for straight men.

Okay let me list down the "BAydu" stuff they do:

Slashing people with kitchen knives (hard to smuggle in swords and it does the job)

Drug Pushing, dealing, doing,..........

Pimping

Dangerous driving

Disturbing the peace and hooting (although i have immunity around these parts)

Introducing minors

Normally anyone caught doing all of the above would be considered a criminal, bad seed or gangster but before drawing a conclusion lets look at the oddities:

Numero Uno Skinny Jeans

Glow stick lolly pops

Eyeliner

Artifically straightened hair

Extensions (I am not very sure of this one, but its up for effect)

Writing love songs

Late night phone calls to setu kuraa girls (Wouldn't it be more gangstarrish to just propose at gun point or just rape the girl- not giving ideas just pondering )

Getting tipsy with one drink of Vodka... just to name a few

So you see why I am confused about these Public Enemies....I guess all of it combined is a desperate cry for attention. Sadly the only attention they are gonna end up getting is from the Warden at Dhoonidhoo or Feydhoofinolhu.

HAPPY 2010 HOPE THIS YEAR I'LL HAVE MORE TIME TO SPEND WITH MY BLOGGY WOGGY!!

MAJLIS MATCH-UP

It is a Historical day over here in the Maldives, perhaps even around the world. For the first time ever in the history of Football, parliament members are going to play a football match....for charity. Could we be anymore fun loving?? i don't think so. In the past parliamentarians may have sponsored there fair share of football clubs but physically playing in one..it is definitely a first. I foresee bleeding noses, broken ribs, sprained ankles and maybe a heart attack or too. It is definitely going to be fun to watch the match...no doubt about it.
I wonder who the man of the match is gonna be..i think it'll be either Mahloof or Maria they both look fit enuff to win the spot.
In other news Jangiyaa Nazim may have given himself an "atomic Wedgy" one he can't get out of that easily. I know you know what I'm talking about...
gotta go fellas TATA

Tooo long!!

It has been too long since my last post!! I can't imagine I've kept away from my lovely little outlet for so long....I wonder why? Not too long ago i remember my Oh so wise brother telling me that being too satisfied leads to loss of creativity. Of course i dismissed his theory at the time but now i am starting to wonder if he was in fact right. I used to produce more than three programs a week and blog all of the time hmmm is my marriage to blame for this sudden blockade on my creativity vents? Should i break a leg...i mean literally? hahaha the other reason could be cos i've quit my day job at Asa Travels, thats where I always blog. Its hard to write at home with my poopoo peeking at my work all of the time.
I couldn't get a ticket for the event of the year..the return of the Olympians(nope i aint talking about Olympic atheletes but a hit Maldivian music band that made huge waves in the 70's and 80's). I saw some of it on the news and it looked better than i expected from where I was standing. Although some of the singers were a bit out of tune from being stowed away for so long. A big thank you to our Darling president for making it happen.
Aaaaaaaaah well...these days i have two jobs that don't offer a weekend!!! Can't have it all...love yall i will be posting verrrrry verry soooon...
Oh and yes i watched "Watchmen" and it was HElla good for me....
Salaam

The Construction Site

No matter where I go I can't escape the sound

Of constant construction work, banging all around!!

The smell of wet wood wax on the floor

Or the hinging and Unhinging of a door

The dust and fumes are making me sick

I can't stand the sight of another brick

Its a real concrete jungle out here

Buildings coming up in full gear

I need some peace and quiet please

Oh!! will this clutter ever seize

Tell me what do my friend

I don't beleive this will ever end

I guess I'll have to fly away

If I want to find some peace today

God!! send me an all expense paid trip

Or else one of these days I will surely flip

I hate all this noise its killing me

Mute the construction and set my ears free

Amen!!

(I hope greenday performs this song-a girl can dream can't she?!!)

System Overload!!"Evince Model 2009"

Where do I begin? the whole affair is disastrous from the make up to the lame-ass judges and don't even get me started on Susan errgh.

Well lets start with what i like about the show(cos trust me its not a lot). I like the cute little dresses the burugaa woman(no offense but i don't know her name) stitches. The tops, skirts and dresses are very upto date. Mm then what?? Oh yeah!! I also like the fact that somebody made an effort to actually hold such an event...but they should have put more thought and work into it....if you're gonna do something, do it right!!!

Next up, Nizam!!

I think everybody who is commenting about the show on facebook is mistaken. Nizam is not trying to be Simon, or even if he is, he looks more like Miss Jay from Americas next top model..Honestly!! the resemblance is uncanny, give him a flowered hat and some lipstick, Voila!! you've got the fabulous Miss Jay!! Note to Xee:"if i were you I'd do something about Nizams eyebrows and his constant sweating,Gross!!"

Xee

Xee is a pretty girl...............well thats just it. Her makeup is average, her hairstyles are always the same and her comments are not useful in anyway. If you are an authority on something, or pretending to be one in this case you have to be very sure of what you say. You don't have to ask the audience if you are right or not..With Xee its like "thihen hedheema hadi dho? Varah Salhi dho". Even if her appearance is pretty polished the rest of her is as unsophisticated as the models. She showed just how uncultured she is on the last episode of Evince Top Model when she told Suzan that she looked better than Tyra Banks. For shame!! Tyra banks!! the Supermodel who has modelled for all the major labels in the world and who has appeared on the cover of all the major fashion magazines. Well okay lets keep aside Tyra's fame and fortune for one second and compare the two.

Tyra Banks:

Height: 5'11

Measurements: 34-28-40

Suzan whatsisname:

Height: 5'2 at the most

Measurements: 29-25-32(give or take)

readers you be the judges and tell me if Suzan will ever be in the same league as Tyra Banks??the nerve.

Beauty is subjective what is beautiful to me may not appeal to you but you don't diss Tyra on a show about modelling!! Its like Nuzeiru telling Juwairiya on a cookery show down that she is a much better cook than Nigella. So Xee get your facts straight before becoming a judge on TV. Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson have their own labels too but no one will have them as judges in a show..heheh..If you have money to burn you can open up boutiques and Salons all over Male' but it doesn't make you an authority on Fashion..Na-uh!!

Kiram

Kiram may have been photographing bitches and ho's in Male' since god knows when. But where are his accolades? has he photographed anyone for an international fashion magazine. There is a fat lot of difference between a "photographer" and a "Fashion photographer". I just don't think that Kiram is or can be a fashion photographer. I beleive he is too lecherous to be one...How can you work with female models if you can't keep your dick in your pants??there is a certain something called professionalism which he needs to identify with if he wants to ever become a "Noted Photographer". As for his constant hand gestures: his hands are like a defense mechanism. You can see the lack of confidence in his eyes, if you touch his hands they are probably Ice cold, so inroder to overcome his fear or to disguise it he uses his hands(but i can still see it). Moving back to his insatibale apetite for women, Xee and him may have something going on behind the judges booth. Nizam and Kiram have about 5 inches space between them but Xee and Kiram are stuck together. I guess Kiram is scared that Nizams inner Miss Jay might emerge at anytime.That would scare any man!!

Suzan has never modelled on any of the shows in Male', she has never won any challenges related to fashion, for all i know she hasn't studied fashion and apparently she hasn't been watching fashion Tv that much either..So why is she the right person to host the show?(how lame it might be!!) it beats me. I could do the job as well, i have the same creds, I have never modelled, (oh just that one time for Karl Lagerfeild-but i dont' like talking about it), I never studied fashion..but..Oh now I see why they didn't ask me to do it. I watch a lot of reality shows and I could probably do a better job than Susan., it makes sense now. Referring to yourself as a second person, Honey!! you are so out of your mind. I still am reeling over the fact that she said,"Aharen Tyra ah vaan beynun bama onanee mihaaru vefa ey". I mean," What the Fuck"? Who are you?...Tyra would laugh her ass off if she heard that comment(fact is she will never hear it because face it, Real models don't live in our world). So "Humble" down Sweetheart!!

Damnit I have so much to write but I don't have anymore time!! Gotta get back to work..

love ya

xoxoxox

Top Ten Movies out this Year

10. What Lies Beneath My Beard

This movie stars Sheikh Abdul Majeedh Abdul Baree and Zakeebe

The Storyline:

Sh.Abdul Majeedh Abdul Baaree is disturbed by a little man who has come to inhabit his unkempt beard. The only way out for him is to trim it and suffer eternal damnation...

9-Nashath and Adhil make a Porno

This movie stars Nashath and Adhil Saleem

The storyline:

This movie is based on a true story and is about a couple who unwillingly become the producers and cofounders of the Maldivian Porn industry.

8-What menopausal women want!!

This movie stars Maumoon Abdul Gayoom and a truck load of Menopausal women

The storyline

It is a about a "menopausal babe" magnet. The women become so infatuated with this particular man they start sending him nude pictures, writing songs and even offering their wrinkly body's to him to do as he willed. The movie is aimed at high school kids.

7-Honey! I blew my son in Law

This movie stars Abdullah Hameedh and his ex son in Law.

The storyline

A comedy based on a real life event...A man gets caught giving a blow job to his son in law........well he has some major damage controlling to do (Partial Nudity)

6-Dr Mavota and Mr.Sharyf

The movie stars Mavotaa Shareef

The storyline:

It is about a man who suffers from acute bipolar disease and schizophrenia...it is about his struggles and how he only means well in everything he does. Also why people like him are always misunderstood

5-No Country for Bald Men

The movie stars: Saabe, Adil Saleem,Giyaz,Abdullah Shahid,Ijaa, ADK Nashid

The storyline:

The movie is about Bald men from all walks of life, in the Maldives. What they have to go through in their every day lives. How much abuse and insults they have to face.....

4-L- Word the movie

The Movie stars: Fathin Hameedh and Azima Shakoor plus Suneetha

The storyline:

The Movie is about the secret love affair between two prominent figures in the Maldivian political scene. Word has it that Suneetha was included to attract more viewers as she is relatively easier on the eyes....

3-I knew everything last Summer

Starring: Ibraa

The storyline:

It is about a man who beleives he knows everything. He does not beleive that anybody else knows anything. The movie is serious and comedic at the same time.The sequel to the movie "I still know everything, this Summer" will come out late Summer 2009.

2-The incredible Bulk

Starring: Bandu Muiz

The storyline:

It is about a man who literally ate his way into the Maldivian Justice system ultimately becoming the prosecutor general of the Maldives.The police had had to scan his tum tums to find some of the missing case files....

1-Around the World in 14 days

Starring: H.E President Anni, Ziyattey

The storyline: It is about a restless man who refuses to stay put until he has made a trip around the world. Ziyattey plays the part of passportu his trusty side kick. They only "things" getting in Anni's way are the slow assed body guards. Watch it to find out what he does to overcome the hurdles....Oh and the last of the Mohicans starring Ziyatey will come out later this year.

Dexter I knew you'd never fail me!!!

Last season it was that darned woman who i thought was going to be the end of my love affair with the dark defender but thank god it was not meant to end that way. In the end that aneamic witch was killed by Dexter Morgan himself...Sweet!!

This time it was ten-fold more depressing then the last season because here was a man not just any man but Miguel Prado ready to accept dexter with all the blood on his hands. Prado almost had Dexter thinking he could have a friend, live outside his code and question his dads teachings. I've always been obsessed with serial killers and Dexter was like a godsend for me. The mere thought of the series moving in a more human direction really disturbs me. However after the 11th episode I can safely relax, even before that right after Miguel murdered Ellen Wolf (You have to kill someone innocent to fit dexters code)I knew he'd end up on dexters chopping board.

Now i am waiting for Bit Torrent to finish downloading the season finale, somehow i know its not going to dissapoint me.

A few weeks back umm i was wondering what my thing was...everybody has a thing right....my brother has movies...my husband has animals.....don't be scared but Serial Killers are my obsession...they are my thing...i read about them all of the time. I am fascinated by the atrocities they commit how they think.....!! I know enough about serial killers to know that there are no Dark defenders out there. Unless you are a soldier in the army you don't kill to protect or defend. You have to be really twisted to be able to take someone elses life(no matter what he has done), wash your hands and start making dinner. It really does not work that way.

Just Shoot me!!!

I know I've been away from my blog for far too long. Its true what people say about marriage, the whole feeling complete bit takes the creativity out of you and so please excuse me if my posts aren't the same.

Well anyways the reason why i really had to write on my blog today is the Oscars. Nope I do not want to drool over the beautiful vintage gown that Penelope Cruz wore or how ridiculous Beyonce looked in her golden vase costume. "Slumdog Millionaire" that is what has been bothering me. Does it deserve so many awards and especially for the direction? I admit that I haven't been around to watching all the movies that came out in 2008. However i did watch both Slumdog and dark Knight and beleive you me Slumdog Millionaire was just average in comparison. The funny thing is i am listening to "Let it Be" right now, sorry Paul i just can't let it be. There is something fishy about this whole affair i can smell it all the way here. Already the Indians are pretty upset about the whole negative attention. It is just so disturbing to find out that every single thing, every event is politically motivated and downright durrttyy.

"Slumdog Millionaire" the story was average, the direction was average, the acting was very average when you compare it to the likes of Cate Blanchett and Kate Winslet, I admit the music was good....AR i am a big fan. Next year I'm sure they are going to make a movie about China and hand over 20 Oscar awards. Would it be just too much to ask to make the Oscars about the movies alone.

You know i was fine with the whole "Ugly needs a push" deal. Let me explain, Nic Cage, Adrien Brody have both won Academy awards. Brad Pitt no, Johnny Depp no, why? its pretty simple lookers like Brad and Johnny they don't need a faceless gold man to push them up the ladder. It's a fact that no matter how many awards Adrien Brody gets or how many stunning women he smooches on stage he will never get as much media attention as Brad Pitt(I am willing to bet my new and hand bag on it). So don't be disheartened if you never see them on the receiving end.

I feel so much better now that I've got that off my head wooohooo.

Happy New Year Yall!!

2 Years!! Woohoo!!

Oh my fucking God!! its been two years since i hooked up with my sweetums. I can't beleive it. The best part is that we both forgot and luckily I just remebered at 3.00 in the morning why the moon was so breathtakingly bright. I'm not kidding it was a full moon last night, Thank you God.
I was convinced 2 years ago that i was incapable of being in a relationship for more than a week. Now I know that i just had to find the right person....Idhy!! I will never ever judge anyone especially not myself ever again. I thought I had myself all figured out and now look I am actually getting married on the 22nd of December and it doesn't even scare me, no sir, not one bit.
I actually have some advise for single girls and boys. Do not beleive for one second that you are just one of those people who are mean't to stay single and promiscuous. How many Old men and women do you see, childless and never married, very few. So sooner or later you, yes you are going to get tied down.
If you want your relationship to last, here are some pointers:
You should learn to give in at times but not always
Have a shit load of patience
Be less selfish and stop living just for your self
Accept that you can't be the same person you were when you were single after hooking up with someone for good.(It might sound sucky but its true and not that bad)
Oh my god!! I am giving advise hehehe GREAT!!!
ITS My ANNIVErsary.....2 Years baby

A light in the Dark Knight!!!

Hollywood no doubt keeps getting better, getting better all the time. Why I finally got to watch the Dark Knight last night and it touched me and wowed me like never before. Everything about the movie was Hellagood from the actors to the props to the storyline it was all too good. Christian Bale, Heath ledger (Rest in Peace was just too good) and Morgan Freeman were on top of their game.

The Voice: Finally the Guru's in Hollywood have realized that just by wearing a mask Bruce Wayne aint fooling no one. A public figure like him would have to disguise a lot more to deceive the people of Gotham. The movie does not explain how he does it but BatMan sounds nothing like his alter ego.

The Girl: At first I was kinda dissapointed that they had cast Maggie Gyllenhall as the leading lady but later on I discovered that they had their reasons. If they had cast someonelike Eva Mendez they'd be moving the focus away from the real issues at hand. Plus I don't see anyone getting dissapointed over losing a Kirsten Dunst look alike. Wasn't she just too easy to let go? mwahaha so thats another point for the Dark Knight.

The Joker: The Joker was portrayed like never before in the movie. Heath Ledger showed us just how much of a crazed lunatic the twisted clown is. From the flipping of the hair to the movement of the tongue it was just how it should have been. Heath Ledger certainly gave us all a performance of a life time before leaving. He has reason to celebrate from beyond the grave.

So in short I really! really! utterly! completely enjoyed the movie... waiting for a good copy to come out was really worth it.

My Laporoscopy

You have a huge ass dermoid cyst in your Ovary...
What!!!!??
Yep its big and if you don't operate on it you might have to lose an ovary.
Oh God no!! I can't have that, oh! no no I have to spread my seeds.
So I'll book you in for leproscopy tommorow, is that ok?
Yup whatever knock yourself out..
The world seemed to be spinning kinda fast and i could hardly grab on for dear life. Next thing I knew I was in a funky hospital gown (I kinda liked it although i don't wanna imagine who might have used it before). Since I hadn't done an advanced booking I had to chill in the ward till i got a room. I couldn't chill out for long you see there suddenly appeared a lil nurse who wanted to shave my whole off limits area. Thankfully she seemed to have shaved enough patients to avoid making it a nightmare. vrooom i was wheeled off tomy bed again but within no time the crew who would takeme to the operating room appeared. I was too nervous and the clock was ticking too fast to give me enough time to get scared. They changed me into another more accesible gown and wheeled me off. My baby bunkaroo walked with me to the lift which was as far as he could go. That was when i couldn't help but cry... Suddenly it dawned on me in full force that i was alone in this. It was just me and the cyst.
There I was at the door of the theatre where they would drill into me. Tamil or Malayali Fm was on and the doctors were singing..I was praying for them to keep singing and filling up forms but within a few minutes i was on the operating table..The aneasthetic doc asked me whether i was scared....yeah duh i thought but i didn't express my sentiments out loud because in a matter of seconds my life would literally be in his hands. Instead I told him that i was just afraid of any pain. Like any good doctor he told me that there was nothing to get all worked up about the only pain i would feel would be the canola going in...but thank god the stupid thing did not hurt at all....within a few seconds Nisa would be dead to the world for 4 freaking hours..
When I woke up I was in the ICU cyst free my boyfriend and mum were by my side and i was freezing to death with a gas mask on my face.....
Quite an experience...next stop labor or cesarian..

Dream on!!

I really do not want to be labelled a super hero or super human (in all modesty) but try as i might i can't run away from the hands of fate. I can't fly, I can't teleport or do anything flashy but its my dreams. They just keep coming true. Its kinda scarey when you dream of a tragedy and it comes to life. I can't help but feel responsible for it. What should i do with this power??? The only way i can run away from it is to stay awake 24/7 and that aint happening, no sirrreee!!! i need to preserve my looks....heheheh

Should i call 1-800-profx? Should i start designing my super hero outfit??heheh hmm well i guess that is something i could do....Since my power has to do with sleeping and dreaming maybe i should wear silk jammies or a sexy red negligee(that way people are really gonna take me seriously). I could wear a pillow on my back so that when the time comes I can doze off and get my mind working, anytime, anywhere!!!

I'll just leave all the dirty work to Super man, Batman and all the other freaks. Hmm this power is turning out to be really Cool..

Should i wear crimson, black or white?.....better get to the drawing board..cheerio

Go Dave Cook!!!

Well an Americna Idol is born again and its not the small fag but the bigger talented more appealing rocker, David Cook!! So what does this really prove? It goes to prove that there aren't enough homo's in America. I bet all of them cast their votes for the cherry lipped boy wonder. If that was not enough they imported George Michael and his wife(maybe husband, don't ask me) just to add a few more votes for Archileta. Yet the majority seems to be heteros...well good. Oh and by the way I am not against gay people not at all..love em cos they are so fab. So do not jail me up for commiting a hate crime.

Meanwhile the Maldivian Police is closing down all the Brothels in Male'. Out of the blue the boys in blue are concentrating all of their energy on ridding Male' of all sluts. A little tip guys: Check Sea House, Candies, Dinemore Garden, Skippy and Marble you'll find em in every corner.

The End of another week YAAAAAAAay can't wait to get back home and get a little quality shut eye...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ all the way

I love you Idhy!!

Signed with Love

Nisa

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Umm hasn't Princess Di been dead for over 10 years now. We seem to get over the deaths of young boys in record time like.....Ishan was stabbed!! Oh my god really..yeah he was stabbed last night near Wood Apple!! ...Pause..Wood Apple has a new Menu you know..Wow really!! lets go!!..Ishans memory forever erased. I don't mean to direspect the dead but what the hell did she do to deserve all this worship. Shouldn't Mother Teresa be remembered more fondly? You tell me.

Well the British family is full of uglies, even the young princes look like old farts now with thinning hair and bunny teeth. Oh yes i am planning to make a point heheh, perhaps she did look better than Fergie and Princess Anne but compared to some of the dead beauties of our time she doesn't shine so much. RIP:Anna Nicole Smith, Liza-Left eye Lopez from TLC, Aaliyah to name a few, the only thing they didn't have was Prince Charles and i dont think any of them regret it.

Why the hell do people light candles in her name. If she had put an end to the Palestine and Israel war yes it would be right to keep thinking of her. If she had found a cure for Aids or cancer i wouldn't be writing this on my blog. Since she did not deliver anything of significance I have an issue. A big fat one.

We do see her in songs and documentaries holding African babies with tears in her eyes. If I had her money i would do a whole lot more and a without cameraman(David Beckham you are just another Diana in the making-crash and burn buddy). I really don't need the whole world to see that i give a fuck. I wonder if her baring skin was for charity. Yeah I heard from a very reliable source that, just seeing Diana's bare back can cure blindness...

Maybe she did a lot for the British people!! But what??!! Pose for a lot of pictures!!!Model the Royal Jewellry??!! Help me here!! Oh yeah!! i guess agreeing to marry Prince Charles was a charitable act, far more charitable than I could ever be. Give the Queen a break and bring that rotting corpse down from the pedestal you have her on...

Msg to Paris Hilton if you want to be remebered for more than 2 seconds marry Prince William!!!